The Origin of T-Shirt Time on Jersey Shore
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GTL in the before noon and T-Shirt Time at Night!!
This commentary is all about the shirt you wear before the shirt. That's right, it's 12:10 and all knows it's T-Shirt Time!!
What is T-Shirt Time?
You got your fresh to death shoes on, you got some jeans on, and you got the shirt. But, you ain't wearing the shirt when you go out - it's the shirt before the shirt. Even Vinnie is on the shirt before the shirt.
You've got an myriad of Wife Beaters, they're white or black tank tops. You wear them before you go out. You sit on the love seat in your tank tops until it's T-Shirt Time!
Right fore you go out, you take off the tank and put on your uncontaminated shirt.
Yeah, shirt last minute Dog, what is this your first Cowboy exhibition?
Gorilla Juicehead
These aren't Zoo Animals, they're operating wild on the beach!
Gorilla Juiceheads, for these who don't know, are oversize, tall Guidos all pumped up on Growth Hormones or Steroids. Though original to New York & New Jersey and generally contemplated afoot the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, clearly there are a little Gorilla Juiceheads to be beheld in the Southern Florida area. Guidettes like J-Woww and Snooki consistently seem to be on the prowl for tan Guidos with their swole on and I'd bet Sammie would likely judge Ronnie her very own Gorilla.
"To my knowledge, there really isn't a guido culture up there," J-Woww lately declared in Rolling Stone. "I came down here for college, and I had a boyfriend that was severely into it, and that's how I got accustomed to it."
As considered by Jenny in summer one, "I see a bunch of Gorilla Juiceheads. tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to."-J-WOWW, Jersey Shore
GTL
Gym, Tanning, Laundry
As Vinnie says, " . . . it's how they make the Guidos".
There's not much purpose in taking HGH and Roids if you don't go to the gym to get ripped. If you don't go to the gym, you aren't going to look very exceptional.
Tanning is an prime part of the method, because you don't want to look pale. A physically fit glow draws the affection of the Guidette in heat. For some Guidettes, such as Snooki, the tan even plays a central role in their ethnicity.
Listen Bro, everybody needs washed clothes, right? Clean Laundry each day is a big deal if you want to be fresh to death. If you wish to be a Bink, youse gotta have virginal threads, my dude.
GFF
Grenade Free Foundation
What is a Grenade?
A grenade is an extensive, noisy and often very unattractive woman (and sometimes prone to raging), who is doing her best to keep her hot chum from hooking up with you at the club. She knows she ain't taking any and she wants to make positive not one of her girlfriends do either!
A Wingman is customarily treated to be vital when a Grenade is borne. The Wingman is counted upon to "dive on the Grenade", whereby distracting her from her previous vexation campaign. If the Wingman is outstanding in his surrender, your chances of getting to Smush are greatly superior.
The GFF, or Grenade Free Foundation is a small-scale but growing group of Guidos who are sworn to helping themselves and their peers evade taking home, repugnant, loud, blimp and cruel women while being too drunk to comprehend it. Luckily, there is no registration mechanism or fee to become a member of the GFF, one only has to set new practice and deflect the many Zoo Animals wandering the clubs.
This shirt is simply a way to independently represent your chosen lifestyle and elevate this philosophy to like minded citizens everywhere you wear it.
There has been some deliberation of Grenades of the male persuasion, but there is little evidence to show males participating in any form of blocking enterprise with their comrades, Especially after letting each other know it's T-Shirt Time!!
DTF
If you aren't DTF, you in all likelihood have a pretty drab life . . . just sayin'.
What does DTF mean? We're taking the attitude that no one is really sure about what this abbreviation means.
Dance 'til Four?
Drink 'til full?
Driven to Fistpump?
This one is fun as you get to guess what DTF means. Isn't that just great?
Dirty Little Hamster
The opposite of a Clean Little Hamster
The Situation comes up with some pretty damn funny one-liners and Dirty Little Hamster is one of our favorites! If you happen to be the type of individual who leaves used personal hygiene products lying around in public places where your roommates have to deal with them and you never deodorize your home, you probably don't know it, but you're a Dirty Little Hamster!
Most Dirty Little Hamsters are so used to living at home with their relatives, that they simply don't know how much work it is to clean up after themselves. It's in all likelihood true that most Hamsters are not aware of the fact that they have come to feel someone else to clean up after them.
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