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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!
Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka
nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software
banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal
raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a
laptop. Kaalia Starts
Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko
liya hai ye log
Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i
nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain,
Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska
server down ho gaya."
***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...
******
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch
Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barobar
milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne
sessions hain is
machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi
hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...
ab tera kya hoga
Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"
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